what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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I'm homeless.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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hi charles lattuca III

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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