What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

CFL

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

the holocaust

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Immigration Laws

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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