A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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