- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

A blind man walks into a library.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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