Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what's the difference between a duck?

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

I wrote a funny joke.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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