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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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