wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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so how about that irline food

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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