What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Cancer.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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