- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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