- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why is the ground wet It rained

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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