- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

I have an idea! You leave.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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