What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

osama bin laden is dead

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Wolfjob.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what to call someone thats gay zak

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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