Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

ecks! why zee?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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