- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

4 hours later.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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