- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Dumbledore dies.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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