- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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