What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

gingers

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Will nearis is here! Get it

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Nickelback

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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