Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Massie is a fatass

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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ure mama's so fat

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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