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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Dwight Howard

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Nah

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

I woke up today

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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