What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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