- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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