Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Wolfjob.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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