- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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