- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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