What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Once, I went to Peru.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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