Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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