- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats white? A fridge

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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