- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A hill billy went fishing

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

4 hours later.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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