- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What is green and slow Grass.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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