- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

You know what's funny? Rape

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

you know whats not funny white boards.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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