Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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no rasist joks

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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