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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Your mom.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I have read the terms and conditions

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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