What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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