I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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CFL

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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