Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A storm be brewin!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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I'm Polish.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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