- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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