So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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