If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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knock knock

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Anti Joke

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