- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Justin beiber..

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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