- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

mikey is cute

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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