- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Knock knock. Who's there?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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