So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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wsde

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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osama bin laden is dead

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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mikey is cute

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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