What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Skrillex.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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