- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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