- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

YEAH THEY DO!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Dwight Howard

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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