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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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