- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

wael.. nuff said

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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