Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Justin beiber..

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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