i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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