- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

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