- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Your face

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

10inch nice

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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