- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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