Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Dwight Howard

YEAH THEY DO!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Lets go Yankees

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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