- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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