how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

women's rights

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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