- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

so... how about that airplane food

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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