A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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