- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Cripples are lame.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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