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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

women's rights

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

non poop

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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