A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Take wrong turns

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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