A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Justin Bieber

ok

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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