- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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