- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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