how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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