what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 9 apps a crashin' 8 megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . 12 illegal operations 11 instructions faulty 10 modes not supported 9 apps a crashin' 8 Megs overflowin' 7 files missin' 6 ints conflictin' 5 eighty six 4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding 2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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