mexicans fishing

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

mikey is cute

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Anti Joke

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