What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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