- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

mexicans fishing

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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