- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

copy me and i will kill you

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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