- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my name? I dont know

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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