- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

women's rights

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

mexicans fishing

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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