A black student graduated High School

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Ily bae

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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no pun intended

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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My cat just died.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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