What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

people magazine

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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