The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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