- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

non poop

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

women's rights

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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