How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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