- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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