Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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