Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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