- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

2 black kids walk into school

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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