What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Your face

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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10inch nice

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