Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Barbara Streisand

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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