what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Justin Bieber

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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ok

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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