- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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