Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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