- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Where's the soap?

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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