What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Wolfjob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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