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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Poker face

no

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A van drives into a car.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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