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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Guess what? I like trains.

You idiot thats 9 letters

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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