- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Lets go Yankees

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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