Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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