- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A man penetrates another man.

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