- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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