- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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