- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

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