- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Lets go Yankees

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Dwight Howard

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

mikey is cute

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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