when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Error 37.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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i am and me is i

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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