An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Where's the soap?

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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VITAMIN C!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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