- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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guest what i love pancakes

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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