- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

su algato es en fuego

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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