Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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