- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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