- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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