Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

women's rights.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A train poops its pants.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Apple juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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