Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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womens rights

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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I C U P White stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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