- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

what goes boo a sock

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

knock,knock you suck

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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