- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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