- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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