What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Anti Joke

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