- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What comes after 69? 70

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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