rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Obama being reelected.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Tough crowd tonight...

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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