What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Tough crowd tonight...

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Asian women drivers...

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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