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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

the NAACP

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

vitamin c

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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