- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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