- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

pee

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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