Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What's worse than this That :(

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Justin Beiber

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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