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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the car do? CRASH!

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Are you gay? No. Ok.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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