what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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