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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

how do you win a game try your best

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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