- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What would u like to drink?

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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