- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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