- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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