- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

aodhan hearty

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

the NAACP

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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