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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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