What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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