Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's funnier than 24? 25

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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