What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

whats my name? Matt

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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