What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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My spelling is horrible

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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