What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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