- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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