What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

the NAACP

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

vitamin c

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Women's rights.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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