One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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My Butthole.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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