3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Walnut

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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