justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

This is a random Anti joke.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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