Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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nickel back

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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womans rights...

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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