- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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A Fat Kenyan

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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