Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Loperson

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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