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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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