- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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