WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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robin, get in the car.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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