What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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A Fat Kenyan

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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