Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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