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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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