- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What's funnier than 24? 25

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

I walk into a bar...

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

i found waldo.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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