- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Kevin and Ramin

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Jews

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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