I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

I walk into a bar...

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

once upon a time, it snowed

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Poop.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

i found waldo.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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