What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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France had one revolution

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Good job, son.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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