- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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