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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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