- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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