What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

q ggggggggggggggggg

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

rose are red violets should be purple

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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