- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How old is victor? Half past dead

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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