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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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