what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

I walk into a bar...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

there once was a frog with no leggs

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Your so gay, that you like men!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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