Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A hill billy went fishing

I'm gay.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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