Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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