- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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