- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

women's rights.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

roses are red violets are blue

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??