What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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