Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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