What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

women's rights.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

roses are red violets are blue

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Anti Joke

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