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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

im telling maguire

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.