- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

I like school Said no one ever.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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