- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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