roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

I walk into a bar...

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Your so gay, that you like men!

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Anti Joke

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