It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Penis.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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