- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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