Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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