- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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