If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Heskey time.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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