What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What is your bill about? Clinton

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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