- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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