- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??