- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's brown and sticky A stick

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

womens rights.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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