- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What is cowboy say

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!