- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What? Yes.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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