- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Knock, Knock! Go away!

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

if you are reading this your wasting your time

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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