- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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