cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Caolan and Eamon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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