White men's rights

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

I had friends on the Death Star.

my whole life!

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What's blue? The sky.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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