Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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