Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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