Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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you just read an anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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