- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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