- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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