- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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