what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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black people

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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