In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

i just wrote this so hard

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

My Butthole.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

i have yougurt mit traktor

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Okay.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

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