- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Weed.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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