- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's red and a cow? Red cow

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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