A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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A storm be brewin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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