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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Ain't idn't a word.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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