Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Go away still nothing to see

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Yellow People !!

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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