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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

David Cameron

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Ain't idn't a word.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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