- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A guy at a baseball game....

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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